Trouble in Hong Kong…

an outsider's perspective of hong kong

doing it the doggy style

with 5 comments

i invited all my friends to the safe sex for pets 2 party at m1nt yesterday on facebook. i should not have said fund raising to help finance a pet neutering campaign. instead i should have stuck to the basic selling tenet – sex .

if you ever get to go to the party again next year which i hope you do – the safe sex for pets party is wild and crazy. who cares if you are paying HK$ 350 for the entrance fee. you get a free flow of alcohol, a really good goody bag and a quirky goodbye gift that says  – i like doing it the doggy style. my pet is dexed!!!

oh best of all, someone must have known about my enthusiasm for men in uniform( mucho caliente!!!) the organizers had tyson entertainment provide the strip tease act.oh my god, seriously if you want a male stripper, please go to tyson– the men are good quality

anyways, some facts about hong kong and animals. the city puts down ( boo hoo!!!!!) 2,000 animals a month because they are homeless. the party is organized by stop( save hk’s cats and dogs) they are always looking for volunteers.

the pet industry really shits me. please don’t buy pets, please do a pet personality test to determine if the breed suits your lifestyle and finally, what i find is the most common misconception about  pet adoption – a lot of people feel that abandoned dogs have massive personality defects!! that is totally f***ked up. just spend a day with my sophie. we adopted her four years ago and she is my best friend!

by the way, hk dog rescue is moving to tai po because they lost their space in pok fu lam. there are dogs that need a home right now. my poor friend sally andersen. on this coming 8 of may, they are putting on a 12 hour straight stand up comedy – comedython

have a good laugh and support my furry friends!!!!!!

i didn't the grand prize!!! boo boo!

one of the last sober pictures i took - corinne you look smashing!! i want that corset!!

this is one scary apparatus. i still have not figured out the thing in the middle. i need instruction manual. we got this free!

lucky dog!!

they were selling this spanking thing for HK$ 550. come on, if i had bought it, my husband would spank me on the head!!

pilot, when do we take off?

hmmmmm....

awwwww. i hope you find a good home and someone who loves you. sophie is very jealous.she wants to be the only child!

sophie, you are my best friend.

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  1. ooh la la!!!! that looks like one SIZZLING party!!! i like the concept of a sex party to promote animal welfare through neutering/spaying. who organized this party?

    you are right about the male strippers – HAWT. our malaysian ones are… ummm…

    Christina

    May 5, 2010 at 5:40 am

  2. The party is organized by STOP! save hk’s cats and dogs–we promote adoption from animal shelters ( ADOPT. DON’T SHOP), not buying pets from pet stores ( most are smuggled in from China in horrendous conditions and are sick), responsible pet ownership ( dont get/buy a pet if you dont know what taking care of an animal with feelings–yes they have feelings –involves) —Please support us and the 11 animal shelters in HK! spread the message! :0 thanks Brooke visit us at http://www.stophk.com , facebook or email us at stopsavehkcatsanddogs@gmail.com

    * on a side note—I am so hungover today and had great dreams of halfed naked airline pilots as well ehhehehe DESEX YOU PETS!

    Brooke Babington

    May 5, 2010 at 5:54 am

  3. It was a great fun party and we at LAP would like to thank everyone involved for letting little Bertie come as an ambassador for the homeless animals.

    Bertie enjoyed the attention and Good News, he found a lovely home that night!
    He is, of course, desexed!

    Sheila

    May 12, 2010 at 12:50 am


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